Monday, 11 February 2013

Pope's resignation letter

The Vatican, Vatican City 
popeytrousers221@compuserve.com
11th February, 2013
God
Supreme Being
Catholic Church
Everywhere
In everything and everyone, NW1
Dear Mr God,
I regret to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Pope for the Catholic Church. My last day of employment will be February 28th.
I have recently rediscovered my love of not being a child molestation sympathiser and as such, I'm now wondering what the hell I'm doing in this job. Also, my mate works at Staples and reckons he can get me a job in the storeroom.
Thank you for the support and the opportunities that you have provided me during the last several years. I have enjoyed my tenure with the company. I'll miss the company car, but I'm not all that keen on kissing the ground in every country I visit. Once, an ant almost crawled up my nostril and I freaked out. So, sorry I wasn't as enthusiastic as JP.
I wish you and the company all the best. I do hope our paths cross again in the future. Unless, of course, you're fictional. Imagine that.
Sincerely,
The Pope (Old Popeballs)

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