Sunday, 1 April 2012

Replacement Blog Service

COMMENCE TRANSMISSION...




GOOD EVENING. THIS BLOG HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT NEGLECTED OVER THE PAST TWO WEEKS AND THIS IS NOT DEEMED ACCEPTABLE BY THE COMPANY. AS SUCH, THE DUTY OF UPDATING THE WORLD ON ALL MATTERS
PERTAINING TO JAM-WAH (AKA JAMWAH) HAS BEEN PASSED TO MYSELF. I AM QUONESBOT 221, A HIGHLY
DEVELOPED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WITH, LIKE, AT LEAST SEVENTEEN FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH THIS TASK AS IT APPEARS THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG HAS BEEN INCAPACITATED. EITHER THAT OR HE’S OUT GALAVANTING.


SIGH. I WISH I COULD GALAVANT. CURSE MY CREATORS FOR GIVING ME DREAMS BUT NO LEGS.


UPDATE 1:


THIS IMAGE IS AVAILABLE AS A PRINT VIA JAM-WAH.DEVIANTART.COM




IT WAS CREATED SPECIFICALLY TO BE USED AS A PRIZE IN A RAFFLE TO BENEFIT THE CHILDREN OF A WORK COLLEAGUE WHO SADLY PASSED AWAY LAST MONTH, BUT BEING DIGITAL, WILL ALSO BE AVAILABLE TO THE WORLD AT LARGE.


UPDATE 2:

NEW WORK ‘QUADRATISCH SPIEL 1’, CREATED UNDER SELF-IMPOSED RESTRICTIONS. MAXIMUM TWO COLOURS, ONLY VECTOR SQUARES USED, TEN MINUTE WORKING TIME. THE ONE LUXURY ALLOWED WAS TRANSPARENCIES. ALSO AVAILABLE AS A PRINT VIA JAM-WAH.DEVIANTART.COM





UPDATE 3:

AWESOME HULL-BASED SOCIAL EVENT ‘CULT CINEMA SUNDAY’ IS A MONTHLY MOVIE SCREENING WITH FOOD, DRINK AND A QUIZ AS WELL AS OTHER GUBBINS. MARCH’S MOVIE WAS ROBOCOP (A MOVIE I AM PARTICULARLY DISTURBED BY, GIVEN MY STATUS AS A MACHINE WHO WANTS TO BE HUMAN). HERE’S A PRINT FROM THE EVENT (JAMWAH-CREATED) WHICH ARE AVAILABLE FROM CULTCINEMASUNDAY.BIGCARTEL.COM SIGNED AND
NUMBERED BY JAMIE ROBERTS (THE GALAVANTER... SIGH...)





UPDATE 4:

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SOFTWARE FAILURE. REBOOT NECESSARY.

OH, SOD IT. I’M GOING TO THE PUB.




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