Can I get your coat?
Just make yourself at home. I've left a couple of illustrations on the table; just put them anywhere.
What? Yeah, one's a stag. Dunno, I just felt like it. Looking to try new stuff, new techniques and all that.
No, it's a demon. Nothing like a dog, what are you on about? It's got a forked tail and tongue. Tongue. TONGUE. Never mind. Well then, you're not getting a t-shirt of it. No, no. Too late now. In fact, here's your tea!
Oh, I'm sorry. Did it stain your trousers? Mwahahahahaaaaa! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!