Sunday, 24 February 2013

Moving day?!


It's entirely possible that I'll switch this back, but for the time being I'm experimenting with Tumblr as the home for my domain name ( as Blogger is... well... it's okay but...

Look, the best part about a-being a woman is my prerogative to have a little Tumblr. Okay? Okay.

So this place might be quiet for a bit, or for a long time, or forever. Who knows? In any case, will always point to me and my ongoing ridiculous life.

Monday, 11 February 2013

Pope's resignation letter

The Vatican, Vatican City
11th February, 2013
Supreme Being
Catholic Church
In everything and everyone, NW1
Dear Mr God,
I regret to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Pope for the Catholic Church. My last day of employment will be February 28th.
I have recently rediscovered my love of not being a child molestation sympathiser and as such, I'm now wondering what the hell I'm doing in this job. Also, my mate works at Staples and reckons he can get me a job in the storeroom.
Thank you for the support and the opportunities that you have provided me during the last several years. I have enjoyed my tenure with the company. I'll miss the company car, but I'm not all that keen on kissing the ground in every country I visit. Once, an ant almost crawled up my nostril and I freaked out. So, sorry I wasn't as enthusiastic as JP.
I wish you and the company all the best. I do hope our paths cross again in the future. Unless, of course, you're fictional. Imagine that.
The Pope (Old Popeballs)

Bloggington Boots

I haven't actually, properly blogged in ages. Today, it seemed like a good idea to rectify that.

Unfortunately, I have literally nothing to say. Apart from what I just said.

Sunday, 10 February 2013

Imperial Statetrooper

Imperial Statetrooper by JAM-WAH
I'm gonna have to write you a ticket, sir. Womp rat season doesn't open for another six days.