Wilbo & Squann

Wilbo & Squann, a photo by JAM-WAH on Flickr.

Moving day?!

Yodel-ay-ee-hoo.

It's entirely possible that I'll switch this back, but for the time being I'm experimenting with Tumblr as the home for my domain name (jam-wah.com) as Blogger is... well... it's okay but...

Look, the best part about a-being a woman is my prerogative to have a little Tumblr. Okay? Okay.

So this place might be quiet for a bit, or for a long time, or forever. Who knows? In any case, jam-wah.com will always point to me and my ongoing ridiculous life.

Pope's resignation letter

The Vatican, Vatican City 
popeytrousers221@compuserve.com

11th February, 2013

God
Supreme Being
Catholic Church
Everywhere
In everything and everyone, NW1

Dear Mr God,

I regret to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Pope for the Catholic Church. My last day of employment will be February 28th.

I have recently rediscovered my love of not being a child molestation sympathiser and as such, I'm now wondering what the hell I'm doing in this job. Also, my mate works at Staples and reckons he can get me a job in the storeroom.

Thank you for the support and the opportunities that you have provided me during the last several years. I have enjoyed my tenure with the company. I'll miss the company car, but I'm not all that keen on kissing the ground in every country I visit. Once, an ant almost crawled up my nostril and I freaked out. So, sorry I wasn't as enthusiastic as JP.

I wish you and the company all the best. I do hope our paths cross again in the future. Unless, of course, you're fictional. Imagine that.

Sincerely,

The Pope (Old Popeballs)

Bloggington Boots

I haven't actually, properly blogged in ages. Today, it seemed like a good idea to rectify that.

Unfortunately, I have literally nothing to say. Apart from what I just said.

Imperial Statetrooper

I'm gonna have to write you a ticket, sir. Womp rat season doesn't open for another six days.

Boba Foot

Boba Foot, a photo by JAM-WAH on Flickr.

Yoda and Luke

Yoda and Luke, a photo by JAM-WAH on Flickr.

What a show-off...